Friday, April 20, 2012

Nuge Dropped Like The Hot Turd He Is

The News-Enterprise (Hardin County KY)
Fort Knox drops Ted Nugent from concert plans 

 Following rocker Ted Nugent's recent comments about President Barack Obama, he has been dropped from a scheduled performance at Fort Knox, the post announced Thursday afternoon.

 Army Entertainment and the Fort Knox Directorate of Family and Morale, Welfare and Recreation are committed to carrying out the concert, according to a news release. REO Speedwagon and Styx remain scheduled to perform as part of the post's annual summer concert June 23. The possibility exists that a replacement will be selected, post officials said.

I sincerely hope other concert promoters won't want to get their hands all shitty as well.


NRA Scrubs Nugent Video From Website, YouTube

Heh. When you're too extreme for the NRA Gun Nut Lobby, you're too extreme. Period.

Update the Twoth:

Ted Nugent himself is a cowardly pseudo-macho poser incapable of doing any real physical damage on his own. This disgusting pervert would rather sit around in his own feces than join the army and his sexual proclivities run to young girls rather than grown women for whom he has no appeal. Nugent is an admitted rapist and pedophile according to the VH1 documentary at the link. 

Nugent began his career with The Amboy Dukes and an album called Journey to the Center of the Mind. This was obviously a very abbreviated trip for Ted for which there was no return ticket. His philosophical musings went only so deep as the question Why is a Carrot More Orange than an Orange. The costumes and go-go girls in the video give us a glimpse of Ted's early affectations and his efforts as a guitarist whose musical style was "restricted to the Key of A and as melodic as a dial tone". The rather obvious limited musical talent is what eventually led Ted to his current shtick of gaining publicity for inflammatory rants on stage. As he has become increasingly irrelevant as a musician he has tried to become relevant as an outrageous wingnut firebrand.
Go read what bullshit like his can do, correction, has done.


Anonymous said...


(Written and performed by admitted child predator & Mitt Romney supporter, Ted Nugent).

I’ve got no inhibitions.
So keep your keys out of your ignition.
I steal a car like I got the curse.
I cant resist the old lady’s purse.

Jailbait you look so good to me.
Jailbait wont you set me free.
Jailbait you look fine fine fine.
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time.

Well I don't care if youre just thirteen.
You look too good to be true.
I just know that youre probably clean.
There's one lil’ thing I got do to you.

Jailbait you look so good to me.
Jailbait wont you set me free.
Jailbait you look fine fine fine.
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time.

So tell your mama that I'm back in town.
She likes us boys when its time to get down.
Shes got this craving for the underage.
I just might be your mama’s brand new rage.

Jailbait you look so good to me.
Jailbait wont you set me free.
Jailbait you look fine fine fine.
I know I got to have you in a matter of time.

Honey you you you look so nice.
Shes young shes tender.
Wont you please surrender.
She’s so fine shes mine.
All the time, all mine mine.
Its all right baby.
Its quite all right I asked your mama.
Wait a minute officer.
Don't put those handcuffs on me.
Put them on her and Ill share her with you.

Anonymous said...

Here are the lyrics to a song he wrote and released in 2009:

Girl Scout Cookies
I like to eat my girl scout cookies,
I could eat them all night long,
I like em late at night with a glass of milk,
them butter creams go down smooth as silk,
I like em late at night when I'm in my bed,
don't let them girl scouts
don't let em go to your head
The coconuts just drive me wild,
I buy my cookies right from a child,
that peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of my mouth,
I love them girl scouts
east, north, west, and south

Gordon said...

Holy shit.

CAFKIA said...

Nugent, Styx, REO Speedwagon? It's 20 fucking 12. It has been at least 25 years since any of those acts were in any way relevant. Why the hell is that shit being inflicted on guys who were not even born the last time one of those acts had a hit?

Anonymous said...

CAFKIA said what I was thinking. That lineup is pretty much a "thanks for nothing" show.

:( Jay in N.C.

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