Monday, September 3, 2012

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Federal Court Strikes Down Texas Voter ID Law
Legislation requiring voters to present their decoded human genome ruled “excessively restrictive.”

GOP Starts Effort to Humanize Romney
Includes new campaign slogan, “It's alive!"

Among Black Voters, Obama's Lead Over Romney 94% to 0%
Here's the complete breakdown:

Obama 94%
Oprah 1%
Yo Mama 1%
Yo-Yo Ma 1%
Oh My Papa 1%
Don't Know 1%
David Duke 1%
Romney 0%
(Margin of error: ± 0%)

125 Students in Harvard's “Introduction to Congress” Class Accused of Cheating
If proven true they will all receive A's.

Report: Most New Jobs Low Paying
And require wearing a paper hat.

You can make a nice one out of a Harvard degree in political science.

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