Saturday, November 13, 2004

Don’t Say I Didn’t Tell You So

My God, get me a stake! Ronnie Raygun has come back to life but with an Austrian accent! Let’s put an end to this before he truly wakes up:

Mark my words: the Republicans will try to move heaven and earth to get a constitutional amendment allowing foreign-born citizens who have been in the United States for 20 or more years to run for president so Ahhnold can be their Golden Boy of 2008. He’s already following their lie-to-the-voter, do-whatever-I-want platform to perfection. But will voters remember come election day? Well, is Dubya filling out a change-of-address form?

And you thought Clinton had an intern problem. You ain't seen nothin' yet!

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