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So, what has the key ethics rule been used for? The WaPo explains:
It has been used to discipline members for taking bribes, fixing parking tickets and having sex with House pages.
So, the House Republicans support a rule change which will let them:
*Fix parking tickets!
*Have sex with House pages!
We don't need no steenking ethics. Gordon's buddy, "Bug-boy" DeLay is behind this. Disgusting bastards.