Monday, May 16, 2005

Use your head

(New York-WABC, May 15, 2005) — In New Jersey, an FBI employee is in serious condition after being run over by her own vehicle.

It happened in Jersey City this morning, when the woman spotted someone being attacked on the street.

Police say when she tried to intervene, the suspect pulled her from her SUV--then ran her over as he escaped in her car.

The vehicle was found later in the afternoon, but the suspect is still on the loose.

Fixer wisdom: If someone approaches you in your car and you're pretty sure they have malicious intent, don't wait until he gets to your door. Throw the fucking car in gear and run him the fuck over. When he's pinned under your wheel, then you get out and find out what the fuck he thinks he's doing.

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