I plan to be King of the World ...

But that doesn't mean I have the resources to pull it off. These clowns could have planned until the cows came home and they would never have been successful.

NEW YORK (CNN) -- Four men have been charged with conspiring to blow up jet fuel supply tanks and pipelines at John F. Kennedy International Airport.

Homeland Security sources said there is no current threat at the airport and the attack as planned was "not technically feasible." [my em]

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Ooga booga! Be afraid, the mean terrorist guys are behind every fire hydrant! Pay no attention to all the other scandals coming to light.

Do they still think people believe this horseshit? I don't know about the rest of you but New Yorkers, you know, the people who actually lived through September 11th, don't scare that easily.

Tip o' the Brain to Oliver Willis.