Clintons forbidden to campaign on bombing range

I just threw this one in here because a long time ago I spent a coupla lifetimes months at Camp Fernando Luis Garcia on Vieques. I even wrote a poem about it and sold it to Leatherneck magazine, making me a pro-fesh-un-al published poet. Got ten bucks for it.

AP

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) -- The U.S. Navy has denied Chelsea Clinton permission to campaign for her mother on a former bombing range on a small Puerto Rican island.

What's she goin' after there? The 'unexploded ordnance' vote? The Clintons are so desperate they'll try anything!

Actually, there was one little town on Vieques, Isabel Segunda. The whole shithole had been a 'destination resort' for Marines for years, but nowadays it's for people with money.