Friday, May 16, 2008

Instant moron ...

Just add alcohol. From Deepinahearta, Texas:

A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself.

Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street, when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort Worth police Lt. Kenneth Dean.

"He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver," Lt. Dean said. "The gun went off."

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This is one of the reasons I left Texas as soon as the opportunity presented itself. No surprise he lives in Ft. Worth. 2 years there was more than enough. I just wish he woulda hadda scratch his balls but at 44 he's probably reproduced already. Can't fix stupid.

Great thanks to Maru for the link.

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