Just off the House floor today, the Crypt overheard House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers tell two other people: “We’re closing in on Rove. Someone’s got to kick his ass.”
Asked a few minutes later for a more official explanation, Conyers told us that Rove has a week to appear before his committee. If he doesn’t, said Conyers, “We’ll do what any self-respecting committee would do. We’d hold him in contempt. Either that or go and have him arrested.”
Conyers said the committee wants Rove to testify about his role in the imprisonment of former Alabama Gov. Don Siegelman, among other things.
“We want him for so many things, it’s hard to keep track,” Conyers said.
Just make a list, John. Coupla legal pads oughta do it.
I don't pray much, but I feel like goin' down to Our Lady of the Incorrect Assumption and splash some water, light some candles, kneel, and do some fast and furious bead mumblin' with all the old Mexican ladies to God, Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and all the Saints that we will soon be treated to the sight of Turdblossom in irons 'n orange duck walkin' his pasty, pear-shaped little self to the paddy wagon. Oh pleasepleaseplease....
Note to Self: Pull yer pants up before ya get outta the pickup at the church...
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