I'm going to DMV this morning and see if satisfying the legal requirements and standing in line are enough to get me a driver's license.
If that works, I'm going to take my new motorbike for a spin and drive legally for the first time in six years.
Success! Two hours in line and 25 minutes of written tests, thumb print, vision test and plenty of paying, and I'm legit!
And, yes, I'm an eye and organ donor. Anyone who gets my eyes has hit the jackpot, and as far as my other original equipment, if ya ain't got a muffler or a water pump, an old worn out rusty one is better than nothing.
I'm goin' ridin'. Legally. See ya.