Thursday, August 14, 2008

I'm Sigmund Freud, and I Approve This Message

Paul Waldman

Meanwhile, McCain himself was sent out to pose in front of working oil rigs, to testify to his thirst for pulling more black gold from the earth. The message couldn't be plainer: See that itty-bitty, little tire gauge? If you vote for Obama, that's how big your penis is. If you vote for McCain, on the other hand, your penis is as big as this rig, thrusting its gigantic shaft in and out of the ground! Real men think keeping your tires inflated is for weenies.

A fat lot McCain knows! I'm for Obama and it takes two hands to lift my, er, tire gauge...

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