Saturday, September 5, 2009

Good Morning, Maggots!

This is without a doubt the finest motivational speech ever recorded, and a similar experience in my youth during a few moments when I thought I mighta made a teensy-weensy little mistake, formed the basis of my friendly conversational technique for dealing with recalcitrant individuals and wingtards.

Note to Barry Obama: Watch this until you can do it with feeling, preferably after your speech to the school kids and before your speech to Congress, although if you get those mixed up, it might be fun. Might be good for bipartisanship as well, as heads will explode across the political spectrum all over the country. Aw, shit, just do it to both of 'em. Neither the little bastards nor the big ones have ever been talked to like this and definitely should be. Heh.

Aw, hell, you won't. If you would like to see this properly done to Congress and produce results, call me an' Fixer and we will be happy to deliver similar to a closed-door session those clowns will never forget. The doors will stay closed until we're sure it took.

NSFW. Why are you working on Saturday anyway?

R. Lee Ermey as Gunny Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket'

Thanks to steverowley66.

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