THOUSANDS SWAMP CAPITAL TO OPPOSE HEALTH REFORM
And kick off flu season.
Congress Approval Rating Drops to 2%
Reelection rate remains at 98%.
Obama School Speech Deemed a Success
Millions of children join Communist Party.
BETWEEN THE LINES
Displeasure with (Hatred of) Obama (blacks) is helping conservative lawmakers (racist honkies) gain ground in those states (the former Confederacy) where skepticism about his agenda (fear of communist takeover) has fed doubts (paranoia), leading to calls for restraint (lynch mobs).