KAGAN SWORN IN, HAZING BEGINS
After taking oath, discovers hand glued to bible.
Midterms: Republicans Hope To Gain Control of House
“Then you'll really see some inaction,” says one.
Hollywood Conservatives Gather
Dennis Miller, Jon Voigt, Gary Sinise, three others have lunch.
Dogs Granted Right to Marry
But not gay dogs.
There's a couple of 'em around here that I think want to marry my leg...
Some BP Gas Stations Consider Changing Name
To Aunt Tilly's Fuel Emporium and Soda Shoppe.