Flammable tap water for everybody! Whee!

Mitt Romney To Donors: I Would Explain My Energy Plan, But Reporters Are Here

He's come out and said if he revealed his plans, nobody would vote for him. So he just lies about them.

Update:

In Brief: No, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan Won't Tell You a Goddamn Thing

Except:

..."Drill, frack, Keystone, clean coal, nuclear, and go fuck yourself with a windmill on top of a solar panel."

Just like Cheney except they'll do it here instead of in Iraq which didn't work either.