Wednesday, September 19, 2012

More Cowbell Elegance!

Via TPM.

“As you know, we are all gathered here this evening because I have agreed to accept the presidency,” Colbert said. “But unfortunately almost half, two score and seven percent will vote for my opponent, that socialist Hottentot. But what could one do? These people are just greedy parasites, sucking on the withered teat of Lady Liberty. Oh, how their hunger knows no bounds.”

1 comment:

Fixer said...

I just saw Lady Liberty the other day and her teats looked damn good. ;)