Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

STRONG SALES REPORTED ON BLACK FRIDAY
Based on higher-than-expected number of people trampled per store.

Pope: Jesus Born Years Earlier Than Thought
Long before God even met Mary.

Cat'lick Choich, meet John McCain. Two irrelevant anachronisms that ought to go rock on the porch.

Romney Visits Disneyland
After long campaign, says he's glad to “get back to reality.”

Pundits: Jeb Bush Could Win GOP Nomination in 2016
If he changes his name.

Fine. He can be the next Repug loser.