Sunday, July 23, 2006

Redneck Vacation

Mrs. G got this in an internal office memo from Spoon, the computer tech where she works. He's also the only brother I've ever met who lost a thumb water-skiing.

[Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

"Three years ago, you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.

"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again.

"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm takin' Earlene with me."]


Beat it, Luther!

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