Monday, April 30, 2007

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Report: FDA Knew of Food Contamination, Did Nothing
Too busy suppressing results of clinical drug trials.

Monica Goodling Granted Immunity
She'll now be able to repeat "I can't recall" without fear of prosecution.

Iraq: Three-Month-Old Surge Working
Based on quarterly profits of companies owned by major Bush campaign contributors.

Historic Date: Toyota Passes GM in Sales for 1st Time
GM president calls it "a date which will live in infamy."

Eco-Friendly Gas Station Opens in LA
Sells Oxymoron brand gas.

Vocabulary Builders

voter fraud n. the act of trying to register to vote as a Democrat, as in "Alberto: the President wants me to tell you we think several Attorneys General in swing states are not pursuing aggressively enough and should be fired, so get on it - Karl"


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