Wednesday, February 25, 2009

"But I miss the feeling ...

... of people's lips on my ass."

What the fuck? Is he fucking Al Bundy or something? The Chimp's got nothing to do, so he slums with the locals. He's as bad as the retired old men who sit around the shop and watch me work.

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[C]ustomers arriving for an organic gardening class — and even store employees — were surprised Saturday when the [former Boy King] showed up to, um, shop. According to the store, Bush walked in around 11 a.m. wearing his presidentin’ outfit: a bomber jacket with the presidential seal on the left breast and his name on the right. Accompanied by a small Secret Service detail, Bush signed autographs and posed for photos.*

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You were the leader of the free world, man. Get a fucking grip.

*Quoted from Maru, as if you couldn't tell, so it might not be quite verbatim but you get the picture. Heh ...

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