Ode To Bobby “Kenneth the Page” Jindal

OK, I'm workin' Jiveass like a redheaded stepchild. It's sooooo easy and I'm havin' a real good time, too! I'll quit eventually, but as St. Augustine of Hippo said:

"Grant me chastity and continence, but not yet"

Mad Kane

I hate to pile on to the Bobby-Jindal-channeled-Kenneth-the-Page assault. Okay I lied … I just love to pile on.

Ode To Bobby “Kenneth the Page” Jindal
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Bobby, is Kenneth your twin?
From your voices, I’d swear you were kin.
You’re the GOP’s best?
Then the GOP’s quest
For the White House is done — you can’t win.

But you should try. It would be the last nail in the Repugs' coffin.

Update:

A 'Quote of the Day' from "Kenneth The Page" Responds To Bobby Jindal Comparison (VIDEO):

"This Jindal guy sounds like a real goober."

Oh, this is just so good...

Correction:

The quote above should read:

"This Jindal guy sounds like a real goober...natorial representative."

Da Goobernator! Even better!