Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Red Light Express Revisited. By Sean Hannity.

The fictional high-speed rail line from Disneyland to the Moonlite Bunny Ranch that I posted about last week might do Hannity some good. I wuz gonna use the title "Hannity looooves him some Air Force Amy" but somebody already did.

Windy City Watch has more.

While Kelly was doing what FNC is known to do, MAKE SHIT UP, the photos of Hannity were sitting right there, not on some paparazzi page but on the official MBR website.

We will not accuse Hannity of any illegal behavior, MBR is a licensed brothel in Nevada, but we will accuse him of being a grade A HYPOCRITE. We don’t claim to know the circumstances surrounding these photos, however we do know that in 2005 Hannity went after Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg claiming she supported legalized prostitution.

I support it as well, for a variety of reasons I won't go into here, and so do the cow counties out there in Nevada for whom the brothels are the main tax base.

I also had a stake in the well-being of brothel employees at one time. Dave, the owner of the Old Bridge Ranch*, east of Reno, bought all his girls Harley-Davidsons. A group ride was spectacular to watch! To say the least! As a mechanic at the bike shop they used, I paid particular attention to safety items. Nothing's as bad for business as a workin' girl fulla road rash...

*Go see what 'Customer Appreciation Day' is like. Heh.

I'm sure Hannity was just doing a little, er, research, or perhaps lecturing these soiled doves on the evil of their ways, so he could more inaccurately mis-inform his right-wing 'moral values' crowd. Sure looks like he isn't having any fun, huh? He better not cop to havin' any fun, anyway.

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