Dow Tumbles 513 Points on Thursday
Oil, gas down; gold, ramen up.
CNN Poll Shows Congress’ Approval Now at 14%
Slightly below Al Qaeda.
Taiwan-based Foxconn, Electronics Manufacturer, Will Replace 1,000,000 Workers with Robots
Workers will be dismantled and sold for scrap.
Only 52% Give God Positive Job Approval Rating
If they had to choose today, 48% would worship “unnamed other deity.”