Wednesday, July 18, 2012

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Geoengineers to release planet-cooling gas into New Mexico atmosphere

If I hear one of 'em say "Watch this!", it's off-planet migration time.


David Aquarius said...

So they think they understand it, huh? They think that they got all the angles covered and all the possibilities taken care of. Yep, I bet.

Remember when you were a kid and you did something so stupid that it was sure to get you a few swats on the ass? Mom would come over and say to all the kids present "Who did this?" If no one chimed in, she swatted us all. I have 7 siblings. At first we all stayed quiet, no snitches here. But after a couple of rounds with Dad's belt when someone fucked up there were 7 fingers pointing in their direction.

Gonna fuck with Momma Nature? She ain't even gonna ask who did it, she'll just kick all our asses.

A buddy of mine is always giving me crap about my pagan beliefs. That's cool, I understand it. But he once said that Mother Nature wasn't shit because mankind was able to overcome any obstacle she threw at us. So I asked him how many armies would it take to stop a thunderstorm.

Reminds me of an old TV commercial for fake butter.

Fixer said...

This reminds me of the time they were doing a pre-burn (burning parts of a forest to remove the 'fuel' for forest fires) somewhere out there and the thing got away from them burning up an area the size of Rhode Island. This should be good.

Dave said...

Famous last words for many rednecks "Hold my beer and ya'll watch this!"