Oh, the irony...

I usually do this on Monday but Ironic Times was late again.

Farmers Report Worst Corn Crop in 17 Years
Many say they'll switch to poppies.

"High Fructose Opiate Syrup" in food and soda will go over like gangbusters! Also, I get a kick outta the idea of the DEA busting Monsanto. Heh.

Oops: Fox Sports Places Baghdad in Iran
Corrects mistake, but continues to place Honolulu in Kenya.

We could be in big trouble after this year's Repug campaigns:

Buttered Popcorn Linked To Alzheimer’s
Based on interviews with people exiting last three Adam Sandler movies.

Or we will blessedly not remember it...

Olympics End
Americans happily return to inches, feet, yards, miles.

The only thing different from yards to meters is you need to change your rear sight adjustment a click or two.