Local surfer Lesley Choyce says he has some concerns about George W. Bush's sex life.
"My thoughts about the guy - that amount of belligerence, aggression and hostility - he must have something lacking in his life," the Lawrencetown resident said on Sunday.
"It seems like it could only possibly be two things: he's either not getting enough sex or he's not surfing.
"I can't help him with his sex life, but maybe if we got a surfboard in the guy's hands . . ."
"I already put out the public invitation that we'd give him a surf lesson too, out here in the cold North Atlantic."
Boy, that water up there's COLD. It's a real weenie-shrinker. I'd love to see the video of Condi blowing in Dubya's ass to get his little pecker to come back out.