In a move that has taken many by surprise, Jesus Christ of Nazareth has resigned his cabinet post as National Lord and Savior. Long believed to have been a voice of tolerance and restraint within the administration, sources close to the Lord have said that frustrations with the president and members of the White House inner circle have led to His decision to tender His resignation.
Publicly, Christ has never officially broken ranks with the White House nor openly criticized the war in Iraq, but in off-the-record conversations, He has been overheard referring to Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld as “f*cking crazies". There is no word yet who will be appointed as His successor or what Jesus’s plans are beyond “taking some time off” and spending time with His Apostles.
As of press-time, Christ could not be reached for comment.
Thursday, December 2, 2004
He's had it
Stole it from yelladog who stole it from Thesaurus Rex:
Posted by Fixer at 17:09