PRICE TO MEET PRESIDENT CUT FROM $25,000 TO $19,995
Discount prompted by drop in demand.
Report: Cheney Gets All His Information From Fox News
Which gets all its information from Cheney.
Thousands Take to Streets to Protest New Immigration Law Proposals
Nobody available to clean up after protests.
Bush's Popularity Drops to New Low of 33
Only 33 people like job he's doing.
Plenty more where those came from. Go have some fun.