Friday, March 31, 2006

How many chances do ya get, anyway?


BLACKBURN, England (Reuters) - U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice accepted on Friday the United States had probably made thousands of errors in Iraq but defended the overall strategy of removing Saddam Hussein.

Fuckin' great. The strategy was to fix the motorcycle even though it didn't need fixin', and you screwed up the tactics as well by leaving all the fasteners loose that were tight when you started. We won't go into the bullshit you pulled on the customer to con him into lettin' you do unnecessary work against his better judgment, let alone the overcharges and ripoffs on your way to figuring out you didn't know what you were doing, which you won't admit. Now you've ended up with a really broken bike that doesn't even run. Lucky thing, too. It'd be unsafe to ride if it did.

I've lost jobs for a Hell of a lot less than these assholes pulled in Iraq. What's it gonna take to get rid of 'em?

I guess the customer can figure out what to do with the self-styled-but-lying expert mechanics in November, if not sooner. Bush&Co are lucky: if this administration was in the bike biz, they'da been shot by now.

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