Friday, September 1, 2006


Our brother Lurch:


Today we officially announce the opening of the "WPS" attack. That's not a reference to MicroShaft's "Works", the third-rate word processor they package with every boat anchor they sell. WPS stands for Winger Projection Syndrome, a condition that occurs when liars and criminals realize one of their own basic moral, ethical or psychological shortcomings and in a burst of self-loathing try to dishonestly paint the "evil demon" of the day with the same failing in an attempt to lessen their psychic guilt. [my em]


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