Friday, March 9, 2007

Feds Seek To Gag D.C. Madam

I couldn't resist that headline at The Smoking Gun. As those of us with experience in these matters know, it's damn hard to make a madam gag! Especially with Federal, er, equipment, yeah, that's the word.

As BuzzFlash says:

Feds Want to Gag D.C. Madam; We Want to See Who Her Famous Clients Were, C'mon, Just a Peek

More from The Gun:

[...] In their motion, a copy of which you'll find below, government lawyers claim that some discovery documents contain "personal information" about Palfrey's former johns and prostitutes that is "sensitive." [...]

I think that means who does what to whom, who wears what outfits, who likes what, what props are used, what scenarios are played out, and so forth. Hey, inquiring minds want to know!

[...] In connection with an asset forfeiture action, Palfrey has sought to depose political consultant Dick Morris, who she has identified as a former escort service client. [...]

Don't worry, Dick. IOKIYAR. I just wanta see some dish! We need some good laughs at the expense of the ruling elite. Seeing them turn red and duck for cover would be a good start.

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