Monday, May 5, 2008

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Experts: Gas Could Reach $10 a Gallon
Which was target price established by Cheney Energy Task Force.

Cheney's Lawyer to Congress: He's Beyond Your Jurisdiction
Can only be questioned by cosmic council made up of Solons from other galaxies.

An in-depth 'probe', perhaps?

Report: Army Corps of Engineers Patching Levees With Newspaper
Finding called “encouraging” by newspaper business.

They're not going to buy the papers, you idiots. They'll used the unsold ones from yesterday. When the CofE rocket scientists figure out they can buy rolls of newsprint, at inflated government prices of course, that you don't need any more, they'll do that. It ain't the ink that plugs the holes.

Report: Nelson Mandela on Terrorist Watch List
Authorities don't want him bringing his anti-apartheid message here.

Theory: Mirrors on Moon Could Send Signal to Distant Civilizations
To let them know we're six billion ignorant schmucks about to destroy ourselves.

On that note, have a nice day.

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