Monday, April 20, 2009

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

U.S. May Drop Key Condition For Iran Nuclear Talks
Conversion to Christianity.

U.S. Normalizes Relations With Cuba
Move prompted by our desperate need for old American car parts.

CIA Torturers Won’t Be Prosecuted
Freeing up justice system for crackdown on illegal parking.

New Drug Czar More Progressive Than Previous Ones
If roach clip tie clasp is any indication.

Standup comedian Ron White told a story on TV last night about how he got busted in Florida for having 3/4 of a gram of weed. Said he thinks their priorities might be a little misplaced. I paraphrase:

"Shit, folks, this was Florida. They had ta drive past three meth labs and a dead hooker to get to me!"

Texas Governor Expresses Sympathy for Secessionists
Because it worked so well last time.

It's worth another try.

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