MAN IN THE STREET
This Week's Question: Is waterboarding torture?
Tomas de Torquemada, inquisitor:"No. It is a safe, time-tested method of interrogation."
Vlad the Impaler, impaler:"Of course not. You want torture? I'll show you torture. My card."
Pol Pot, mass murderer:"Yes, it's torture. For the person administering it! Borrring."
Idi Amin, cab driver:"It is if I'm doing it. Hey, you call this a tip?"
Dick Cheney, sportsman:"No. It is a safe, time-tested method of interrogation."
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Liz Cheney Defends Harsh Interrogation
Says she was waterboarded and slammed into walls as a child “with no lasting effect.”
Whatever you say, Liz, but maybe ya oughta get that looked at...
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