Just got back from the mailbox. Got a mailer from some outfit in Maryland that wants to preserve Civil War battlefields and wants me to send money to Robert E. Lee IV fer chrissake! Fat fuckin' chance. The hell with the ground they lost on. We send 'em enough money as it is to keep their ignorant asses afloat.
I sent 'em this instead. Thanks for the postpaid envelope, suckers.
Note to the South: Hey, you fuckers lost. We won. Get over it.
That said, if you wish to secede again it's OK by me, give it a try. It'd be no loss to anybody and we'd get to keep more of our own money.