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Also, a holiday TV preview.
Lots of great viewing this time of year, if you're under house arrest. Here's a preview:
"A Very Basic Cable Christmas" (Bravo)
Reality star Jon or Kate welcomes the Hogans, the Kardashians, the Gottis, Hef's girlfriends, the Real Housewives of New Jersey and Nadia Suleman (Octomom) in an hour of public domain songs and improvised sketches.
"A Very White Christmas" (Fox News)
Fox News anchors, correspondents, morning hosts and pundits celebrate Christmas and whiteness.
"A Very Mormon Hanukkah" (C-SPAN)
Sen. Orrin Hatch hosts a Hanukkah celebration from the Mormon Tabernacle, with guests the Osmonds, Elie Wiesel and special guest, atheist author Richard Dawkins.
Then again, you may want to serve out your sentence in prison.