Monday, October 25, 2010

Christine O’Donnell Favors Separation of Speech and Thought

Borowitz via YubaNet

In a performance guaranteed to raise some eyebrows in Delaware and beyond, Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell said at a senatorial debate last night that she strongly supports "the separation of speech and thought."

"To tell you the truth, I don't know if there's anything about that in the Constitution," she added. "In the version of the Constitution that I read, Big Bird didn't mention it."

Ms. O'Donnell seemed stumped when the moderator asked whether there were any Supreme Court decisions she disagreed with, finally blurting out, "Ali v. Frazier."

At the conclusion of the debate, Ms. O'Donnell pronounced herself pleased with her performance, saying that she would spend the next week concentrating on her Halloween costume: "I'm going as a qualified candidate."

Elsewhere, the Texas Rangers advanced to the World Series, proving that once George W. Bush goes away things get better.

I hope the Giants kick their ass and I'm not a Giants fan.

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