BIN LADEN DEAD
Trump takes credit.
Oklahoma House Votes “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot” Official State Gospel Song
Official State Education Song: “Don’t Know Much About History.”
Majority of Internet Users Never Click on Ads
Most say they're afraid to be sucked into a hellish nightmare by a computer worm that steals their identity, robs them blind and leaves them begging for food through the barred windows of a debtor's prison.
7 in 10 Feel Country Headed In Wrong Direction
But no two of those seven can agree on right direction.
Wear a cheap suit for the Rapture.
Puh. I don't even own a suit and I ain't goin' nowhere anyway.