Me: Hey, mate, just watching the Queen and James Bond. How's by you?
Terry: Who the fook is this bloody fooking Romney character?
Me: He's running for President.
Terry: President? No ...
Me: What, you don't like him?
Terry: Like him? Bloody fooking 'ell, the man is a bloody fooking idiot. You Yanks can't be serious about him, can you?
Me: According to the polls, 40% of us are.
Terry: Didn't you learn from that idiot, Bush? What the fook is wrong with you people? Why did you send this guy here?
Me: He's showing off his diplomatic skills.
Terry: Thinks he's a diplomat, does he? Bloody fool. He comes here, insults my country and my Queen, and violates our security protocols and he thinks he's a bloody fooking diplomat? Now that Mrs. Obama; she's a statesman. You gotta promise me, boyo, you can't elect that fooking idiot. Bloody fooking prick, he is.
Me: I'm doing what I can, brother.
Terry: Do more. So, how's your lovely missus ...
Terry is 65 years old, a successful businessman, and a dyed-in-the-wool Tory; no flaming lib by any measure. He is, however, a man with a lot of common sense. Why is it that only in America can a lying, two-faced turd like Romney be taken seriously? Everywhere else, they see him for the bastard he is.
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Hello Fixer,
Looking from a distance gives perspective. Using a microscope or telescope gives that view. Being next to something takes all perspective away. This is overly simplistic but I think accurate as to why we continue to put the wrong people in charge of our destruction. If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and expecting a different result then yes we are in fact insale.
Thanks for sharing that, F-Man. Outstanding! And that's how I spell the "f" word with a Brit accent too. :-)
The answer to your final question is: Most of the Dead End Quarter DOES see him for what he is and don't like him, but he's not Obama.
Dude, it went just like that as soon as I picked up the phone. No "hi, F-man, how are you doing", nothing. I told the Mrs. as soon as we heard the news about Mitt stepping on his dick "Terry should be calling any second." I'm surprised it took him a whole day. Heh ...
I think it's great that you got that personal input from across the pond. Willard's a bloody twit in any accent or language.
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