Wins Tour de France for the 6th time. Big fucking deal. All he's doing is setting another bad example for cyclists here. More of 'em will think they own the road. A word of warning to you fat ass morons in your little spandex shorts. Stay out of my fucking way on the road. To me, you're just a potential hood ornament.
Just a thought. Do you think he keeps his testicles in a jar, for old times' sake? Do you think he showed them to Cheryl?