Monday, August 2, 2004

Where is Rumsfeld?

Yeah, where is that war criminal? Have you seen him lately? Ain't heard him peddling his doubletalk in a while. Kevin at The American Street asks the question:

Where's Rummy?

Polling can tell us who's unpopular in political administrations, and when someone has high negatives, it's common for a president to compel the guy to reduce his visibility. I suspect Rove and Bush are currently doing that to Don Rumsfeld.

The only other possibility occurs when someone's nut cracks and they're kept sedated, on the q.t.

For a second, I though this might be what happened to Rummy. But then I remembered, if Rummy went perv, he could just get Dick Cheney to talk dirty to him.

In the meantime, though, I still gotta wonder: WHERE'S RUMMY?

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