Jet-Propelled Outhouse Goes Fast, Even if You Don't
Sometimes diapers aren't enough. The two-cylinder single-passenger Latrina is perfect if you really can't afford to stop for anything except rocket fuel. Opt for the sports package, with 6-CD changer, stiffer suspension and half-moon roof. Base model $18,590 at Cesspools, Segways and Beyond.
Rocket fuel? Who needs rocket fuel? Frijole power! Self-generated methane is in abundance!
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