Monday, September 22, 2008

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Guinness Trots Out Record Holders to Promote Latest Book
Shown: woman who speaks 133 languages with man who memorized pi to 240,000 places.

Eyes front, Shorty!

Capitalism Collapses
“Didn't work,” says expert.

Actually, it worked all too well. It only collapsed because there's no more money for the Capitalists to steal.

Bush Administration Acknowledges Economy a “Mixed Picture”
Points to positive signs in panhandling sector.

Five Former Secretaries of State Urge U.S. to Talk to Iran
McCain: All five “naive and inexperienced.”

Bank Crisis Benefits Some Companies
Simmons, Serta, Spring Air, Stearns & Foster, Sealy Posturepedic and Dux.

Breakthrough: Brain Cells Observed Retrieving a Memory
They work just like machines at dry cleaners that retrieve your clothes.

That may explain why all these memories I don't remember don't fit. They're all clean though, dammit.

New Piece by Mozart Found
Though musicologists skeptical about provenance of Gangsta Cantata in F.

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