Monday, June 15, 2009

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

TELEVISION ENDS ANALOG BROADCASTS
Many viewers without converter boxes say they're happy with change (shown), won't make switch.

Poll: 52% of Republicans Can't Name Who Speaks for Party
But they support them 100%.

Special Feature: Who Speaks for the Republican Party?
Here are six different voices, each expressing a different concern.

Rush Limbaugh:
fears Obama will succeed.

Glenn Beck:
fears Apocalypse is imminent.

Sean Hannity:
fears communist takeover.

Ann Coulter:
fears Muslim takeover.

Newt Gingrich:
fears Latina takeover.

Dick Cheney:
fears jail.

ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Right-Wing Fears Borne Out
First Gitmo detainee brought to U.S. escapes from maximum security prison, steals nuclear weapon, hijacks stealth bomber.

That boy's come a long way from stump breakin' goats!

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