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Military Repeatedly Fails to Meet Recruiting Goals (But the DoD Cleverly Cooks the Books)

Here's part of the reason why. With the lowering of recruitment standards, the whole effort is a Group W bench. Look for me'n Fixer. We're the ones that look like we're smugglin' summer sausages in our BVDs.

Thanks to foxvermont.