Some dumbass pol suggested folks go to Nebraska for the wonderful minimum wage jobs. Screw that - we got 'em right here! Do this for half a day and you'll understand why the Meskins are here. It will come to you in a flash of heat stroke while they're haulin' yer lazy Anglo ass off on a stretcher.
Yes, I know pickin' cotton is pretty much all done with machines these days. It's an allegory and it's Saturday. Button it.
Thanks to waneonnol. He's my age and has lots of stuff like this. Old guys rule!