Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

Analysts: Perry Could Win if Things Break His Way
If Jesus suddenly appears and debunks global warming, he's in.

Rep. Paul Ryan Charging $15 Per Person to Speak to Him
Considerably more if you want him to listen.

Perry Hopes to Bring “Texas Miracle” to Rest of Country
The miracle of low wages, lousy schools and fewer public services.

Billionaire Funding Project to Establish Sea-Based Libertarian Nations
Each would be just like America except no taxes, no regulations, no lawyers, no ex-wives.

REMINDER
Safety nets are for sissies.