(1.) We were able to get George Bush elected two times by voter fraud, intimidation, judicial tampering, and Jeb Bush, which just shows our moral superiority.
(2.) We have gutted the conservation laws established by liberals so that there's higher levels of mercury and jet fuel in our drinking water, but what the hey, we buy bottled water when others aren't looking and our wives don't nurse.
(3.) We don't support endangered wildlife because it interferes with our hunting and fishing in polluted streams. Besides who cares how many damn owls die. It's also patriotic to drill oil any where and time we want.
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Go see the good folks at Adgita for the rest. An excellent read.