Joe Biden is forming an "exploratory committee" to gauge his chances for a presidential bid in 2008. Here's why his committee will find that his chances of having sex with a polar bear are better.
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Mr. Biden, Ted Kennedy got the message long ago. Here's yours. Don't waste your time running for the Presidency, you won't get my vote. Note to John Kerry: The same goes for you. Don't bother, you've shown what you're made of too. I respect your service to this nation, but you're no Presidential candidate. Don't waste your time and ours.