Joke

Got this from Cornfield Jane's comment at Badtux, the Bad Penguin Joke Penguin:

[Mother Superior called all the Nuns together one evening and said to them:

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of Gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly Nun at the back. "I'm so sick of Chardonnay."]

(rimshot)